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O Bama Flooded With Awards And Honors

BREAKING: Obama receives Congressional Medal of Honor w/Golden Oak Leaves, Swords, & Diamonds!

Breaking News! Obama cures child obesity!

Obama Wins PGA (golf) and PBA (bowling) Championships -- with the same ball!

Obama Puts New Ring Around Saturn!

Obama Declared "Tougher Than Chuck Norris"

Man Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama's Robe -- Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine

Obama finds cure for H1N1 Virus! Receives Nobel Prize in Chemistry

Obama Wins Medium Coke at McDonald's Scratchers Game, Is "Deeply Humbled"

Breaking! Obama declares Peace in Afghanistan; Awards Taliban contract for Mount Rushmore

BREAKING! Obama catches Roadrunner!!!

Obama Wins Pumpkin Growing Contest, Solves World Hunger

Driving a new Prius, Obama wins Sprint Cup (NASCAR) with blazing 67 mph

Breaking: Obama grants absolution to Pope Benedict XVI

Obama to take over for Rush Limbaugh

Obama Elected Imperial Grand Poohbah by the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes ...

Breaking News! World's Muslims Reject Mohammed, Anoint Obama (PBUH) the "Last Prophet"

Obama Named CEO of Campbell Soups -- Mmmm Mmmm Good!

Obama takes first steps on Mars! World holds it breath

Obama named "High Commander" of Louis Farrakhan's Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama "Deeply humbled"

New World Record: Barack Obama Jumps Five Sharks!

Obama says his Nobel Peace Prize is a 'call to action' -- Obama named new Viagra spokesman

Historical Document Uncovered: "Obama Slapped King George III"

BREAKING: Obama Reverses Kudzu Growth

NASA Reveals -- Man In The Moon is Barack Obama!

Obama Wins Heisman Trophy -- Future Honors Possible

Shocking Discovery! Obama found to be real winner of first argument ever! (Cain vs. Abel)

PLEASE..STOP...OBAMA..JOKES..CANT..TAKE..IT..ANY..MORE

Just a couple more . . .

BREAKING: Obama Named Gun Salesman of the Year

BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!

BREAKING: Obama Crowned Miss America 2011 (with photo)

And, lastly, Obama is "Smarter than a Fifth Grader"

Source: http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaLatest.htm


Thanks to Robert Hefner for the hand off.


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