STOP IT!...CUT IT OUT!...CAN'T BREATH...ENOUGH!
O Bama Flooded With Awards And Honors
BREAKING: Obama receives Congressional Medal of Honor w/Golden Oak Leaves, Swords, & Diamonds!
Breaking News! Obama cures child obesity!
Obama Wins PGA (golf) and PBA (bowling) Championships -- with the same ball!
Obama Puts New Ring Around Saturn!
Obama Declared "Tougher Than Chuck Norris"
Man Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama's Robe -- Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine
Obama finds cure for H1N1 Virus! Receives Nobel Prize in Chemistry
Obama Wins Medium Coke at McDonald's Scratchers Game, Is "Deeply Humbled"
Breaking! Obama declares Peace in Afghanistan; Awards Taliban contract for Mount Rushmore
BREAKING! Obama catches Roadrunner!!!
Obama Wins Pumpkin Growing Contest, Solves World Hunger
Driving a new Prius, Obama wins Sprint Cup (NASCAR) with blazing 67 mph
Breaking: Obama grants absolution to Pope Benedict XVI
Obama to take over for Rush Limbaugh
Obama Elected Imperial Grand Poohbah by the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes ...
Breaking News! World's Muslims Reject Mohammed, Anoint Obama (PBUH) the "Last Prophet"
Obama Named CEO of Campbell Soups -- Mmmm Mmmm Good!
Obama takes first steps on Mars! World holds it breath
Obama named "High Commander" of Louis Farrakhan's Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama "Deeply humbled"
New World Record: Barack Obama Jumps Five Sharks!
Obama says his Nobel Peace Prize is a 'call to action' -- Obama named new Viagra spokesman
Historical Document Uncovered: "Obama Slapped King George III"
BREAKING: Obama Reverses Kudzu Growth
NASA Reveals -- Man In The Moon is Barack Obama!
Obama Wins Heisman Trophy -- Future Honors Possible
Shocking Discovery! Obama found to be real winner of first argument ever! (Cain vs. Abel)
Just a couple more . . .
BREAKING: Obama Named Gun Salesman of the Year
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
BREAKING: Obama Crowned Miss America 2011 (with photo)
And, lastly, Obama is "Smarter than a Fifth Grader"
Thanks to Robert Hefner for the hand off.
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